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A humorous black and white cotton kitchen towel featuring a panel stitched accent, vintage photography, gingham ribbon trim, and "The More You Weigh, The Harder You Are To Kidnap. - Stay Safe. Eat Cake." sentiment. Machine-washable.
Dimensions: 28" X 28"
Material: Cotton
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